This dish is so delicious, I can't control myself. Send help!

Ingredients:

2-3 lb pork loin roast

1 onion, sliced thinly

2 tbsp virgin olive oil

½ cup molasses-rich brown sugar

¾ cup apple cider vinegar

½ cup liquid gold (honey)

¼ cup soy sauce

2 tsp salt

3 garlic cloves, minced to perfection

2 cups fresh pineapple, diced

Optional: 1 tsp red pepper flakes, for that added kick

Steps:

Searing Magic: In a skillet kissed by medium heat, let the olive oil dance. Introduce the pork roast, letting each side get a golden tan.

Slow Cooker Setup: Shift the beautifully seared pork into your slow cooker, laying onions as its bed. (Tip: Let the onions have a quick sear too, if you wish).

Marinade Mix: Marry the vinegar, soy sauce, honey, brown sugar, garlic, salt, and red pepper flakes (if you're adventurous) in a bowl.

Marinate: Pour this liquid symphony over the pork, ensuring it's drenched in flavor.

Pineapple Toss: Sprinkle the diced pineapple around the pork, like golden jewels.

Patience: Lid on, and let the slow cooker weave its magic—low heat for a languid 6-8 hours, or high for an intense 4-5. Tender pork is your prize.

Finishing Touch: To give the gravy a velvety hug, consider a cornstarch embrace.